"I mean, like, wot's up wit you, yo??"

Some people should just be banned from Friendster for the simple reason of them annoying me to the core. (I am feeling P.M.S.-y today, so SUE ME!!!)

This here gurl, she tried to add me yesterday, some girl whose name I shall not mention since she IS connected to me through a few people in my list, who may or may not read my blog, it's a chance I'm not taking. Anyways!!!!! Her profile shows a few photos NOT of herself or anyone even remotely close to her, I reckon. What's that bloke's name again, that Westlife lead singer.... the cute one.... yeah.... him. Don't have anything against the guy but I mean, why put up pics of famous and oh-so-recognisable celebrities in your profile when you know very well that people will definitely know that hunk/chick is NOT you?? Hello? Might as well put up a picture of a goldfish or a toothbrush or a pair of shoes worn out from aggressive football (read: JB's profile)! I believe it says 'Photos of (User)' and NOT 'Photos of People (User) Adores'! ANYWAYSSSS!! So she tries to add me, and me, not recognising her name, and seeing that her photos of a Westlife crooner and a Japanese/Korean cartoon character and a crab didn't help much, politely sent her a message asking sorry but who is she, please. And you know what? This was her reply: "erm... i am a human lar... add me lar." Okay, so maybe she didn't mean to be rude but still!! Blame yourself for messaging me on the wrong day, honey! (aaaacckkk stomach hurts! Need the loo!!! *runs off to toilet*) So what did I do, I hear you ask, eyes wide open in suspense. Well, I gave a contemptuous snort, mimicked her "I am a human lar" while making the most obnoxious face I can possibly contort mine into, and proceeded to click 'No' to her request to be my Friend. SUCH satisfaction it gave me.

I don't normally do this to people, you know. ('This' meaning write a blog post about them) She could have spared you from reading this spiteful blog post if, instead of doing what she did, she:
1. Nicely replied saying that she just wants to be acquainted, because I am so good-looking
2. Just didn't reply, leaving me with the more merciful option of letting her stay on my Pending Friend Requests list for a day or two more before finally rejecting her
3. ACTUALLY KNOWS ME!!!!!

So there. *heaves a sigh of satisfaction* Enough biatching for the day, I should think.
Someone's coming back to UK tomorrow!!!!!!! I'm dying of happiness....
p/s = As much as I wish I could, I have to confess that I actually can't snort.