Jan

Since today is Valentine's day, I shall dedicate an entire blog post to a special somebody in my life. *cheesy smile* I'm

Slip of the tongue: "Tonight we have a niiiiiiice dinner at Rainforest Cafe k? I want a smoochie....(smoothie)" so

Hell hath no fury like a Jan scorned: "We kill her, then we bury her alive!!!" (Don't ask who) into

My Jan's a very adventurous and fun-loving guy: (on MSN Messenger) "DEAR... ONE MINUTE.... TOILET.... ate too much dee... Yay! Can play with shit again!" you

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four live shrimps and lots of styrofoam, delivered to my doorstep!

My Jan is the best hot water bottle in the whole wide world! My 'Huggable Creature Hottie'... =)

I know some of you are getting goosebumps reading this... but I love my Jan, SO WHAT!!!