The Cyber Age Cassanova...?

NOT.

Here are some quotable quotes:
"i'm been ere for a while...who wanna cum n chat wit me huh?" (Wanna do WHAT?)
"u so pretty...so just giv a shoot... " (I do not enjoy being shot by prospective suitors, honey)
"tell me girl...u got bf?just giv me a shoot..." (...nor am I in a habit of shooting other people, no matter how annoying they may be)
"i'm in music,sport,movies,etc" (Really?? Which ones?? 'Dude Where's My Brain?')

*cringe*

Hahaha... That was purely for entertainment purposes k? I'm really not all that mean. Really! =P
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After passing through hail and storm, rain and shine, hot and cold, cancelled train departures, near-death encounters with automobiles, squashed up mushroom pies and messed up hair, Jan is finally *fingers crossed* making his way to London.... =)